06 November 2008

It's easy to miss Russia, all tucked away down there...

Evidently the NYTimes' Page Six isn't *quite* the same as the NYPost's. It just doesn't have the same cache, if you know what I mean. That's why they stick all the boring stories there. Like this one, from today's paper.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/06/world/europe/06russia.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1&hp

It's called "Russia Warns of Missile Deployment". Booooooring. Russia? Russia who? Who gives a fuck about that washed-up oligarchy? I want to hear about today's nuclear divas--Pakistan, North Korea, Iran--you know, the real celebrities.

And Schnabel. You can never have too much Schnabel.

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