God wants to be more like Diddy

I gotta give props to the NYT for bringing this eclesi-tastic bit of news to my attention: God is now on Twitter! He must have heard about all the good PR tweeting has been generating for Diddy, and I guess God was all, "well if Diddy can do it..." A snippet of the tweetslation of the Stations of the Cross:

via @Mary_Mother_Of: They sealed his tomb at dusk. The stone stands between us, and I can’t leave. I am an old woman now, lost in the dark.22 minutes ago from GroupTweet

via @romanguard1: I've got dibs on his robe, but if you guys want to cast lots for the rest of his clothes I'm cool with that.36 minutes ago from GroupTweet

I always suspected the Roman guards were chiller than they were portrayed in the Bible. They didn't want to betray you, J, but they gots to get paid. You feel me?

When did Twitter get so cool?

It seems like all of a sudden everyone is Twittering. Politicians, celebrities, journalists--you name it. Even old people like John McCain have jumped on the bandwagon. But there is one Twitterer who is clearly out-Tweeting his rivals. That man's name is Diddy:

[In] the past couple weeks Diddy has:
• Tweeted live during a tantric sex session (on the exact same day he reportedly hosted a Rihanna–Chris Brown reunion in his home).
• Taken a bubble bath while holding an Oscar.
• Enjoyed a ride in a stolen car with Jonah Hill and Hype Williams.
• Had a Twitter party to honor the memory of the Notorious B.I.G. on the twelve-year anniversary of his murder.
• Joined Jay Electronica in a 48-hour spiritual fast during which he could drink only natural juices.

This guy Twitters like non-stop. He has at least one tweet almost every hour (does he Twitter in his sleep?) and he's logged seven tweets in the past hour alone (mostly responses to fans). He's even got a Twitter alias--PTwitty. What is going ON????